ADHD and the Christmas Tree
Lance: I’m not sure you can put 2,000 lights on that tree…blah blah blah…wattage..blah blah blah engineer…blah blah blah…amps….
Me: Is that a challenge?!
Lance: why do you do that? Turn everything into a challenge?
Me: Are you threatening me?
Lance: hmph.
Yeah suckas! 2,000 lights and one tree that will probably burn this place down in a week because I’ve forgotten to water it.
Haha… love the tree.