Shrinkage

That's right ladies and gentlemen, another you know you are the mom of boys post... You know you are a mom of boys when you struggle to answer this most basic of man questions after your son has been playing with water in the backyard on a cool day:

• "Mom, why are my privates getting smaller?"
• "Well. Um. Well. See what had happened was...when you were outside and you got cold your privates went into heat and energy storing mode.  So they shrunk to get closer to your body to absorb the heat."

Did I really say that?  YES!  I actually said that exact answer to my Autistic 3 year old!  Straight out of 8th grade sex ed class.

• "So mom, what's gonna happen when I get warm again?"
• "Well, then they will go back to their normal size again."

Why couldn't I have just had girls?